Well, well, well, haven't you grown? You must be what, 6 foot now? A six footer! Many congratulations your majesty.
Formalities aside, welcome to the long form version of the show broadcast on a date in the past. Enclosed, you will find not only the horoscopes, an American, an What's Tom Up To Tom, and an events guide but ALSO (we can't state that enough) a new man in our lives, Will's guide to finding Alex on Cothlestone Hill, Simon's future daughter, and a brand new potentially ruinous way to live your life. You're V* Welcome. *Very.
So hold hands with a loved one (having asked their permission before dong so) and enjoy the thing that this purports to be.
For the podcast version of this, head to iTunes. For a cut out and keep guide on how to become the Right Honourable Member of Parliament for Bridlington, go to sorrynotinservice.com.