'twas the night before Johnny's birthday and all through the Clubhouse, not a creature was sober.....not even a topher. All the liquor was stacked without a care in hopes that the rest of the band soon would be there. The dastardly crew was slumped in their chairs while visions of strippers and brew encompassed their stares. And what to my drunken eyes should appear, but Saint Mae and 8 Yummy hot dogs seared.
yea.......something like that. It was Johnny's birthday and what a helluva way to bring it in, too. Yes, there was some liquor spillage when he got home, but that just means the margheritas and hot dogs we forced down his throat did their job! Check it out and TRY not to laugh. I dare you. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!
After that, keep up to date with Johnny and crew of whores at these fine locations:
ReverbNation : http://www.reverbnation.com/therockandrollwhores
MySpace: (sounds kinky...but it's not) http://www.myspace.com/rockandrol