There’s a white black lady, born with the (hashtag) wrong skin and suffering all of her this week, who everyone’s talking about. Well we sure have some opinions. Or, do we? Well, we definitely have some about Pizza Hut’s hot dog pizza. That’s gross as hell. Other things that are gross in this episode: children and parenting, England, Crystal Pepsi, and living in Illinois. Nate’s getting his head scanned and Brian’s going to party with a one year old in this week’s Saturdnate!