Oakland, United States
Proud, Greedy, Envious, Wrathful, Lusty, Gluttonous, Slothful, Furtive, Nocturnal, Maniacal Ascetic, Crapulous Excessive, Iconoclast, Inveterate Vertebrate, Sisyphaen toiler, Arch-Radiator of Cognitive Dissonance, Obscurantist, Gadfly, Cur.
"There are two types of people: the smooth man and the hairy man. The smooth man may pass for a hairy man: the hairy may not pass for the smooth. The man with the waxed moustache is neither one nor the other. It was ever so." Enoch Soames, 'Aphorisms', 1897.
Sexual Orientation: Straighter than a high Carbon industrial saw blade.
General Appearance: An apoplectic lemur in overly tight bicycle shorts trying to 'silent scream' at the full moon while the city burns in the distance bathing everything in a warm, ruddy glow...