You're about to enter a post-apocalyptic world of dubstep, trance, and house, taking place after a nuclear holocaust. All sorts of electro have been wiped off the face of the earth, and this profile is the only remaining thing that could give scientists clues on what caused this. On this page, you'll find bass-dropping, pelvic-thrusting, knob-turning, table-spinning, sub-woofing, planet-destroying, stereo-smashing EDM music on hallucinogenic-meth-steroids, confined to the darkest depths of Area 51. My name is Samuel "Xavier" Brackish, and *this* is jack-ass.
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