In our 167th ever Rum Doings, the rules continue to be thrown into the sea. Nick is locked out of the cabin and this week's episode is brought to you by Victoria and John.
We bring you the latest news in Disney princess dress technology, and debate the merits of 3D printing. John explains Eggheads, and then tries to convince himself he's okay with the boat's rocking, all in an effort to tell a story about a mean lady.
As the waves outside the window start to grow really rather enormous, we talk cable cars, and Victoria tells us about her dad's theories on the gays.