Hi there, I'm Rocket, and I am a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Those a-holes need me to do repairs all day, because they usually to mess it all up if they are unsupervised. It's a bummer, but what's a cybernetically enhanced person to do? They call me a raccoon (whatever that is). Groot is my best pal and the moron Peter Quill is my unwitting companion.
By the way, do you want to buy some arc reactors. I recently "borrowed" them from Stark's battle armors, those Iron Moron suits or something.
But I digress...