‘Friends, Romans, Countrymen’ reads the most predictable of our show blurbs to date. Lend us you ears. For half an hour anyhow. Behold Caesar. Emperor of Rome. Scrawniest of dogs. Inventor of salads. Rick and Paul, from the safety of two Millennia on, discuss the big man’s lust for battle, his hunger for fame and his much-rumoured epilepsy in a feature almost-entitled ‘The Caesar Seizures’. A clean comedy podcast.