This week's top stories: Megadeth's new album launches at #3 on the Billboard charts while Justin Bieber's album is #2 (but you already knew that); Indeed.com turns Lita Ford into a dorky librarian/teacher; Bret Michaels fancies himself a luggage designer; Vince Neil wants a little help from his friends for Celebrity Apprentice; and the latest on Phil Anselmo.
Also: Black Sabbath cancels a few shows so Pyra can save her shirt money; Motorhead's Phil Campbell's working on a memoir; Alice Cooper's Hollywood Vampires attempt to trick folks into paying attention to the Grammys; Glenn Danzig and his belly have a cameo on Portlandia; and Metallica's James Hetfield appears on American Dad… wait, American Dad's still on the air?
Oh, and Guns N Roses announces a show in Mexico City, and Pyra has a gross/hilarious bit about why Axl will be late to the second Coachella date.
Plus! Upcoming Vancouver concert highlights!