David Faes makes his triumphant return to the show with Dan and Mike. We find out where the hell he's been. We tell you why Syracuse making the Final Four is not only garbage, but bad for college hoops. We reveal A-Rod's gross now girlfriend, and give you a very relevant Out of the Box Hottie of the Week. Dan is changing his tune on a certain Red Wings executive after the 7-2 jail rape by Pittsburgh. And another NFL owner has something dumb to say about CTE.