This week we answer the questions that the entire footballing world have not been asking: Is Rory Delap's 'ball pouch' garment the first in the line of a much unanticipated clothing range? Who should Barcelona's scouts be keeping an eye out for in Hong Kong’s top tier? And how is Qatar going to fare when 2022 rolls around?We’ll also be rounding up the best of the weekend’s action - balletic Nasri, pathetic Chelsea and apoplectic Mick 'Scrooge' McCarthy. Of course there will be an update on the progress of OTP’s adopted team, the mighty Madron F.C. - which this week has a rather continental feel to it.