Josh Taylor fought Ohara Davies and it went a bit like this:
Once upon a time there was a boy called Ohara. He was a boxer and everyone thought he was a brave super boxer with a bright future, but secretly, he'd always wanted to be a hedgehog. Then one day another bright boxer called Josh came along and he was really good too.
When they got in the ring and started fighting, no matter what Ohara did, Josh was too good - magical.
"That's it!" thought Ohara, "He'll have the powers to make my dreams come true."
So Ohara threw a few more pointless punches, quietly asked Josh if he could do it and Josh smiled and said "Hedgeyoss Pricklyoss"! Ohara then magically curled up in a ball and said "I give up" and Josh won the fight.
....but if you want the Terry and Martin's version, you'll have to listen.
Fwank had a card on at the Copperbox, where the crowd was exclusively made up by ninjas and elite martial artists from around the world but oddly, they were dressed like fat, drunk guys from