- 4 years ago
Tonight, on a laced up edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we stomp our way into a brand new week with a trio of stories that will once again force you to question humanity and the world in which we live, with a smile on your face, you sick bastard. First up, after brutally beating a man with his Air Jordan sneakers, a pimp filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike for not providing a warning label that their shoes could be used as a dangerous weapon. Bitch betta have his money.
Next, in a moment made for World Star, horrific footage has emerged of a cannibal eating the leg of a man slaughtered by a rampaging Christian mob in the Central African Republic. His reasoning? The murdered man was a Muslim and Muslims were allegedly responsible for the murder of his wife and child. Well praise the lord and pass the BBQ sauce.
Later, in our weekly trip to the Magical Pennisula, a Florida moviegoer shot two people—one of them fatally—reportedly after one of them refused to stop text