- 3 years ago
Superbowl; 12 fun filled hours of cancer, dead children and spousal abuse.
Eating your weight in cheese.
Katy Perry and other offensive penalties.
Ground Hog Day; ass clowns in top hats and vermin.
Only a moderate drinker?
Valentine’s Day; Honey, you’re an XL right?
Cuddling should be seasonal and only with a permit.
My friends are always cooler than hers.