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Jurassic World

Jurassic World

In which our heroes visit a reopened dinosaur park, try to use dinosaurs as a fix for their failing marriage, and then attempt to solve every problem they have with dinosaurs as they set their sights on fixing Jurassic World. They discuss the lack of dino-death in the original, how glad we all are that a stego-ceratops didn't make the final cut, and the weird anti-divorce message of the Jurassic Park franchise. Zammit tries his best to figure out who the main character is, Brendon puts forward the idea of a Jungle Book inspired sequel, James just enjoyed the pure spectacle, and Gabe wants everyone to know just how perfect this film was. So choose some DNA at random, cobble it all together, and hope to god you don't create a monster. Life, (and product placement) will always find a way.

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