In Roxanne, we learn that space aliens with suction cups for hands want to have sex with older women, that Chris is afraid of worms, that you can't run a fire department with the seven banana brothers and that there are over fifty objects in space.
Somewhere in the midst of all these reveals, we also find the classic story about a man who falls in love with a woman who falls in love with another man who gets help from the first man in order to get the woman that he, too, has fallen in love with until the woman realizes it was the first man she was actually falling in love with the entire time.
Show notes and links:
Roxanne (1987) - IMDb (imdb.com)
Playing Cyrano - TV Tropes (tvtropes.org)
The trope that was basically named after this very story.
The Zeppo - Wikipedia (wikipedia.org)
Trials and Tribble-ations - Wikipedia (wikipedia.org)
Toxoplasmosis - Wikipedia (wikipedia.org)