What in the name of Zork? Long story fake, Paul found a genie and got his dream of being turned into a computer. Unfortunately, it was an evil genie so Paul was not turned into a gorgeous Macbook, instead he’s an Apple IIe. Join Daniel J. Hogan, Arturo Vergara, and co-host Chris as they abuse computer Paul by loading up a text adventure game that forces him to say “I do not understand ____,” over and over. Also, stick around for the bodacious surfer, brah.
It’s time for guess-the-verb.
Uh oh, we’re on Elm Street?
Stay out of that storm drain!
Let’s chew bubble gum and kick ass!
We found a tumbler in the game! So Dan decided to update Tumblr.
It’s a peep show!
Previous guest, Jacob, listening in the chatroom suggests putting our zombie milk in a bag.
No points for an Enemy Mine reference?
Arturo helps us learn what “pixie dust” is slang for. Apparently, it is not cocaine according to urban dictionary.
Things get creepy with referen