- 4 years ago
In the debut episode of the Milk Faced podcast Sally prepares to have twin children fight their way out of her vagina.
We discuss Sally's expectations of childbirth, what it's like being pregnant with twins and parenting advice from boy racers. Sally asks Robbie for advice from someone who has experienced the insane, violent joy of childbirth, including cutting umbilical cords, going down the business end, and putting placentas in the freezer.
We also launch our poorly devised feature "Amazing Things", in which we suggest essential things for parents and families.
Robbie's amazing thing: National Trust Membership. National Trust membership is amazing because a National Trust property generally has fewer idiots than a usual park. Generally every park has at least one parent playing Candy Crush Saga on their phone while their attention-starved kid throws smaller children off the top of the slide, and these people tend not to join the National Trust.
The other great thing the National