Great news everyone! Andy Rooney is still alive, and to prove it he's going on a diet. The Chilian miners are still alive and to prove it they're wearing sunglasses. Old people are still alive and in England they're driving 250cc Rascals. Google could care less, their new car drives itself, we recap the Fantasy TV league, and Eliana struggles with continued unemployment. Finally Noah discovers true shame when his mom has to fix his broken testicals. It's a banner crop this week on Megaboom!! Eat up!