Oh, those Bastards! This week these silly billys have ever such a dandy time. Hamtackle has another birthday and is gifted a gift of delicious liquids and a gift of the human corpse nature. Ramtang shares delightful tales of his Pacific Northwest family vacation. The Bastards then all bathe in the glow of the final Mormonly Obese Tuna Talk. Hamtackle wraps the show up with a sales pitch for "My Retarded Baby". Now pull down your pants and let me glance at that Classtard!