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Sawyer Connelly - Destroy the Evidence: A Masturbation Story

Sawyer Connelly - Destroy the Evidence: A Masturbation Story

When plumbing and puberty go wrong, Sawyer Connelly finds himself standing in inches of water from the fast overflowing toilet wondering how to get rid of the evidence.Sawyer Connelly spends less time flooding houses these days and more time working to protect the indomitable western landscape.  Originally from Northern New England, Sawyer found his way West to Colorado for college. A few months ago the allure of adventure, not knowing a person, a job offer, and trout brought him to Missoula. Unsure of where he’s going, he’s sure it’ll be exciting, involve public land, and hopes it’ll someday make for a good memoir.

TRANSCRIPTI’m standing backstage, and I'm really nervous, so I reach for the nearest bottle of liquor. It’s a fifth of Juarez Tequila. And I take a big swing that doesn't go down as smoothly as I’d like. I'm nervous for a few different reasons. The first, that my father, my then girlfriend and three of my best friends are sitting on the ot