KKL Half-Off: December 20th, 2016. We’re still not convinced with Midwest Peetrick’s official story about his pee pants. Technology has come a long way and it will help us figure out once and for all if Patrick wet himself. And if he didn’t stain the pants, who did!? In a gesture of clemency yesterday, President Barack Obama pardoned or reduced the sentences of 231 individuals. The long list has many interesting names, so we get callers to guess if we’re reading former WWE wrestlers or names of the recently released. Afterwards, we talk to NASA scientist Dr. Joseph Nuth about Earth’s impending doom, and how to deal with it. Later, we figure out who is giving gifts to who for KKL’s holiday gift exchange. Plus, we make holiday plans with Creepy Creeper Clause, Kevin conspires to sell his wife’s breast milk, the DNA lounge is in danger of closing, and more from today’s episode of KKL Half-Off!