Our good buddy Slow Andrew started calling the station an hour before the show started today, ensuring that he was the first person we chatted with today. Slow starts are nothing new with KKL. He was quickly followed by Slow Eric, who only wanted to chat about the DNC and Hillary Clinton last night. We know it’s an important topic, but his call lacked substance, just like the convention. So we made Slow Eric talk to Slow Andrew instead! Afterwards, a fan calls in to ask Twinkie for a sex related Manly Tip. Can he keep it radio friendly? Later, a guy helps us tease our Week In Shame (which you could have only heard on the live broadcast) by telling us why he got shamed at Harry Potter World. Also, the very funny Joel McHale joins us to talk about the return of Mystery Science Theater! Plus, Ally gets skinny shamed, Patrick gets podcast shamed on the Jerkline, a caller gets Hogwarts shamed, and much more from today’s edition of KKL Half-Off!