Live long and prosper! That’s our new slogan. We go through so many of them these days. But it’s OK, it’s not stealing, because it’s summer. And we have Simon Pegg on the show today, so we’ve got it all covered, right? Afterwards, we compare quotes from last night’s Republican National Convention and put them up against quotes from Game Of Thrones. They are surprisingly hard to differentiate, so we make listeners to it for free stuff. And the big day is finally here! In honor of Joey Chestnut, we are having ourselves a parade, but we can’t call it that. Joey joins us to answer questions from fans and gets ready to take his throne on the Weiner Float. Plus, we discuss Parent Sex Drug Parties, the top least stressed cities, and more from today’s edition of KKL Half-Off!