Early on in today’s episode, Kevin teases us all when he says he and his wife have a surprise announcement. Make sure to listen in to find out what it is. Here’s a clue: it involves a clotty mucus. In related news, Kevin reminds the crew that we’re all potential candidates to eat his wife’s placenta in the next edition of I’ve Got A Secret. This causes Ally to declare that she would feel unfaithful if she had to eat the placenta. Afterwards, Kevin is semi-starting to dread the fact that he will have to be the father to a daughter. We hear from some girls who tell us about things they have done that they never want their fathers to find out about. Plus, Ally does some dirty talking to dogs, we check in with our elderly Tech Wizard, we say goodbye to our old text line number 36105, and more from today’s episode of KKL Half-Off!