Today Kevin wants to kick off the show by saying that he finally understands why so many people like that codeine stuff. His cough has been so devastating recently that he now has to record his own coughs to let his doctor hear him at his worst. It’s so bad he feels like a ‘petri dish of awful.’ Early on in the show our friend Green Dean, the Bay Area’s biggest pothead calls in with his own traffic report as he makes moves to steal Patrick’s job as traffic guy. Megastar John Leguizamo calls into KKL today to discuss his one-man-play in Berkeley while Ally tells him about her FUPA tattoo. Later, incorrect info about our ticket-giveaway schedule is given out to callers. Twinkie admits his fault, but Kevin and Ally still place the blame on Useless Weirdo. Typical. Also, today is the day for Sex With Simone. Simone has recently become a certified hypnotist, and today she attempts to help Patrick and Ally’s sister Lauren get over their bathroom problems.