Welcome to Monday. Kevin successfully avoided becoming a father for at least one more weekend. However, he did have to turn down a chance to go to the Playboy Mansion’s final Midsummer Night’s Dream Party. That can’t be an easy thing to do. On the flip side, Ally is still trying to recover from her hot sister’s birthday celebration over the weekend. Afterwards, the Twitter community becomes outraged because the picture Ally shared from over the weekend mostly just shows her huge forehead. Later we talk about a recently discovered trend that suggests students can learn and retain more from more attractive teachers. Kevin realizes that this may be why he isn’t as smart as he would sometimes like. Plus, we discuss what happens to how you taste after eating a lot of pineapple, Kevin lets us hear his birthing mix, Patrick delivers a eulogy in light of the passing of pro wrestling legend Mr. Fuji, and more from the first half of today’s episode!