Useless Weirdo has been caught lying and stealing recently, but today he may have incriminated himself with perjury. Listen to Kevin and Ally play back the evidence and enjoy the idea of Patrick performing a live Sod-omedy set from prison. Afterwards, the KKL crew decides that it’s time to kick off the 2nd Annual KKL Bay Area Draft. Today’s two categories are: bay area inconveniences and bay area houses. Later, Kevin finds out that another one of his jobs as a new father include putting together a playlist for the birth of his future daughter. We take suggestions on what songs to add to Salt-N-Pepa’s Push It. Plus, contestants have to “name that strain” for a chance to see Snoop Dogg live, a beer brewer calls us while changing out of her PJs at work, Slow Andrew and Kevin have a spell-off, and more from today’s edition of KKL Half-Off!