Part 1: We were hoping for an upbeat start for today's show but that's not exactly what ended up happening. Kevin would say that there is only one person to blame. Do you think you can guess correctly? Well we won't dwell on that for too long because today we're joined by Fatai Alashe from the San Jose Earthquakes. That's the Major League Soccer team, not the natural disaster. We play a round of Stupid Questions for Smart People, including questions like: "When will you be on a candy bar like Wondo?" and, "why don't Europeans call American Football, Soccer instead?" Plus, we discuss when Ally should throw away her full-butted underwear, and Trendasaurus teaches us how to make glitter boobs!