I am an X-Ray cat. I can see through wood. I fight crime. Im a vigilante cat. A cat who is a vigilante.
Favorite Sport: Skeet shooting; glass-hurling; marriage
Likes: Revenge; satin; Capri and Acapulco; men who wear flannel; champagne and caviar; mink; turbans; mink turbans; oil; torturing those of a lower social station; yelling; hissing; blackmail.
Dislikes: Cotton; people who don't have penises; being falsely accused of murder; Moldavians; blackmail.
Favorite Food: Olives; caviar; sex