(Note: This is the censored edit of this episode, created for those of you who came here from The Best Show or Steven Universe and don’t want to bother with the vulgarity! Next up in our stream is the explicit cut!) This week, just in time for Christmas, the Jingle Friends tackle one of the most incomprehensibly awful films they’ve screened yet, The Nutcracker in 3D, aka The Nutcracker: The Untold Story. Along for the ride is the one and only Tom Scharpling (The Best Show, Steven Universe, Divorce, Monk)! Topics include The Red Shoes, weird credits, the origin of Einstein: the goofy guy who loves Christmas, how to make out with a nutcracker toy, how Nazi Germany got its ideas, why Tom is so mad at us, erudite chimps, kids trying to fly, self-hating rats, water bottle babies, whether Tom would watch this movie again or choose to save hostages, negging, and the difference between bad pizza and bad movies. And Tom finally spills the beans about Even Stranger Things.net!