Nail polish names are under-appreciated works of literary art. Nail polish names have the ability to make you laugh, cry, shake your head in disdain, or maybe even jump for joy. So we decided to pick our top 5 favorite nail polish names from our favorite brand, Essie, and share them with all of you. As always, there's a little bit of shock factor.
(p.s. the mystery of what that nasty, nasty line from some show/movie that we couldn't remember has been solved: American Horror Story: Asylum, in case it was bothering you too)