It's the pilot episode and when it comes down to it we have no clue what the hell happened. Robin gets things started by lowering the shame bar as far as possible with dark revelations from his past. Mulder makes some leaps in logic that are as almost insane as David Duchovny's acting choices whilst Scully's fashion sense is as questionable as her evidence collection techniques. Watch out for the danger of evil alien leaf tornadoes and scary dust. And we have a metric ton of listener feedback. Hurrah!