Holy heaven, that was a wild NFL Draft Day 1, and we're here to try to make sense of it all for you. We begin with the obvious: Laremy Tunsil, he of the gas-mask bong and the scorched-earth Instagram. What the hell happened, and what comes next? We also talk, in no particular order: Ezekiel Elliott and the Cowboys' big gamble, John Elway's latest lucky break, Joey Bosa and the Chargers' risk, excessive Roger Goodell bro-hugs, and oh so much more. Join us, won't you? We promise not to leak any incriminating video of you if you do.