Dan had a good vacation at the cabin. Dan missed the debate, he didn't miss much. Dan got mail from Hillary. One of these jokers is going to get in! Bernie Sanders? A fishing story from Dan. Fact or Crap: Two for Dan, one for John. Mail Bag: Five from Char: 1) Police retraining. Tangent alert: Dick the barber story. 2) Grama still drives. 3) Some humor. 4) More humor. 5) Blond man jokes. One from Earl: Computer trivia. The Rest of the Show: 1) Homeless woman proves Social Security owes her $100K. Exterminate a public official Reality Show.("Eliminate a Snake") 2) 91-year-old man shoots man trying to rob him in the neck. 3) Premature twins in hospital after rescue from boat off Libya. 4) Woman falls off California cliff while taking pictures.