You're not supposed to, so of course that imbecile Trump looked at the eclipse. An insane Shitler cultist left a voicemail on Trump's biographer threatening to "citizen's arrest" him and the "CEOs." Freshly-fired Steve Bannon is planning a new, right wing nutjob news network to show a more conservative viewpoint than those mincing cucks at FOX. Alex Jones lets us all know the Charlottesville attack was carried out by a secret Obama supporter. FOX "News" resident diaper load Jesse Watters totally thinks the Democrats want Confederate statues removed because they started the KKK. Racist statues came down in Texas and Maryland. We learn there are some White House aides hanging on because they help stop some of Trump's craziest shit. And more!