Since TV seems to be frozen in time for the winter, we catch up on some excellent news and why Minas freaks about Selena Gomez being named after Selena Quintanilla for no apparent reason. Prepare to be ruled by The Couch Lords! WARNING! Th-ARRR be spoilers and adult language in these wat-ARRR-s. You have been w-ARRR-ned. (Sorry for the pirate puns, but we just can’t help ARRR-selves)......ar!