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Rocket On Stilts

Rocket On Stilts

Playing tracks by

Philip Jeck, Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat, Villalobos, Blackalicious, Subtle feat. Chris Adams and more.

A natural predator local to any national parade or celebration exceeding 22 feet in altitude, a Rocket On Stilts is a solitary creature that can naturally run up to 24mph. When its tail is lit, however, it will trip up faster than any other living biped in existence. Unlike most terrestrial fireworks, it can only explode in a maximum of seven colours at once, at least two of which will not exist in any registered colour chart (e.g. Dulux). It also differs from regular fireworks in that it is extremely difficult to throw.

Unlike a Cherrybomb On Wheels, a Rocket On Stilts has no natural flavour when cooked. However, when diced it can form an integral part of beef stews or casseroles, and when grated it can be sprinkled lightly on tiramisu.

('Rocket On Stilts' was mixed by Cynic The Clown on 19/06/10, using Numark TT-1650s, Pioneer CDJ800s, a beaten up old Gemini mixer, and a Soda Stream)

Running Time - 65:55