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Carlos Slazenger The World's Worst Deejay!

Carlos Slazenger The World's Worst Deejay!

Playing tracks by

Luton and Beds Kazzoo Orchestra, Don Estelle, Focus, Yat-Kha, Salt N Pepa and more.

This special edition of my regular audio obstacle course was submitted to Primark Fm in 2006 in an attempt to secure a regular gig in the Luton town centre branch...for some reason, on delivery of what i considered to be my finest hour of genre crunching magic, the assistant manager decided that he weren't interested in pushing the boundarys of disk jockeying and my verbal contract on this deal fell through...was it the hardcore apathy exhibited by the interview with coffee table whingers 'coldhead', or the uber irony test of airing a classic cliff richard seven inch that cursed the deal?...i will never know..but colin micheal's parting shot ( for twas he that shattered my dream ) was to brand me 'THE WORLD'S WORST DEEJAY'. It goes without saying that i shall be executing all my fashion needs in Matalan in the future....ah...i love my labels!...colin, if you are reading this, i never did pay for those foam sandals...IN YOUR FACE!!!



Back to back killers oh and touche to Motorbikin'!

Carlos Slazenger

i thought this was my greatest ive been shamed and branded online by a white collar oik in staypress who thinks the red hot chilli peppers have got a better drummer than captain beefheart's band...and i cant remove the bastardised title he's hacked onto my file!...:-(