The whole crew's here this week for your irregularly scheduled game lowdown! Shit's about to go down!
Microsoft making some bold moves in the console tower blocks, cutting ties with that bitchass Kinect and bein' a little more freewheelin' with the Netflix and shit. Mufuckas know y'all want that Spartan 1-1-7, too, know what I mean?
Iwata's boys got they little statues and shit; man FUCK them punks. But the biggest bitches 'round here's the ones tryina go back the offer that they originally made, tryina take the CTF out Titanfall. I seen some SHIT round these parts, but maaaaaan--