The Count is pissed! Rising up out of the sewers, he spits fire most foul aimed at the hype cycle that ensnares the game industry. I try to quell these flames of rage to no avail for the Count shall not be appeased. Is it time for all the bullshit to end? The Count says, "YES" and we shall all RISE to join him in his purge of the bourgeois! Which will break first, the spirit or the body?