If you think we're talking about bodily fluids, you're wrong, you pervert. This episode, we're joined by our friend Matt who helps us leap into the musical no man's land of the Star Wars universe, where we talk all about George Lucas's biggest mistake, kloo horns, rat tails, ploong sounders, and...jizz? Your children can absolutely listen to this episode (your children can absolutely not listen to this episode). As usual, going into a podcast without a plan succeeds famously: Star Wars leads into Minecraft leads into talking about Insane Clown Posse, much to our regret, and other magical topics that will either knock your socks off or send you rushing to the corner for a highly dangerous drug high. Also, Rance cries.