General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their dice rolling.
In this episode Host Dan and The Gaming Widow Kate review Conan! Sharpen your swords and have a listen.