We open up the TTA vault to reveal an old favorite episode: It's no secret TTA loves a big ol' stupid action movie, but action heroes just ain't what they used to be. So we're gonna make them better. We design our ideal action stars from the top down. From what type of rad facial scar they have down to what they were most famously arrested for.
Other outdated topics include what the Vice President's official luxury yacht should be called, Pauly Shore's short shorts and whether or not Raul Julia is actually dead.
Be sure to vote on which one of the action stars is your favorite by tweeting your choice to @TTAwesome.