A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Okay... North America...
It is a period of civil idiocy.
Rebel Christians, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evilly awesome Intergalactic Planetary Empire.
During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the TRUTH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power
to destroy Glenn Beck.
Pursued by the Empire's
superbad agents (Kirsten and Jon!), all other
podcasts race home aboard their
spaceship of lies, custodians of the
stolen truths that can destroy their
corrupt colleagues and restore
awesomeness to the galaxy....