I'll be wearing a purple thong and Kirsten will be eating raspberry sorbet--the kind you buy at a Haagen Dazs store--and we're going to party like it's Episode 10 of American Maple because, well, it is. So get in your little red corvette and drive over to your computer, but please don't run it over because then it won't work anymore. But feel free to run over any doves if you truly want to hear what they sound like crying. Let's go crazy! I'll bring the cream if you bring your dirty minds!