Alan's guests this week are Hampshire based band "It Varies", who are in the studio with their two fabulous tracks "ROFL in a Brothel" and "I Mean Tennis". The five lads talk about their favourite bacon consistency, Chris returns for one week only (that is SUCH a lie! He's really milking this last week thing), Manny updates us all on self-bungee and why you shouldn't Google his full name. Which is Emanuele Latina. Do it. Do it now. Turn on Safe Search if you are younger than 18.