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the SOD founder Enigmatic Beginning - The Murders and Demonic Possession Intro

the SOD founder Enigmatic Beginning - The Murders and Demonic Possession Intro

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Untitled and Marcel Dettmann.

There was a man resting, nude, and enjoying the view on the beach.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked,
- "What do you have under the newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied,
- "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says,
- "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
- "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied,
- "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

___/// LMAO
// Silas Mariusz

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