West Springfield, United States
i enjoy polygamy, painkillers and ping pong. having been grade 8 at piano, harp and organ at age three, i soon became disillusioned with the classical music world and vatican concerts, and retired to live with wolves in the wilderness. there i learnt the secrets of perpetual motion, the formula for sod's law, the chinese language, and how to kill a man with a one inch punch. additional to my knowledge of three thousand types of knots and habit of knitting hammocks in under thirteen minutes, i also like to save kittens from imminent death. i have eaten monkey. living in the harsh andean mountains for three months, i learnt to revive clinically dead women by tongue alone while simultaneously cooking coq au vin in a blizzard on a gas stove. skilled in the arts of heart-surgery-with-wire-hangers, making tea for forty-seven irish priests, and I am married to the most beautiful woman in the world. She is my soulmate. I love you so much baby.