Yes that’s right: I bought an iPad 3. Ooo wow the pixels. So dramatically different. Not a waste of money at all. Honest.
So what have I done so far with my iPad 3? Bought a bunch of apps I’ll never use. Watched Tulisa noshing off Fazer in glorious SD-on-HD style just to make it feel that much dirtier. According to Dappy it’s Fazer anyway. He’s says he’d know that dick anywhere. Cute. Bet he’s got the anal scarring to prove it too.
And the last thing I did with my iPad 3 was record an episode of the Tube Train Muthafucking Tear-up.
I went for a more traditional flavour of new school UK Garage. You know, the type that still mainly sounds like old school. For taste, I’ve splashed in some nice new Futurey type garage riddos as it will bring spice to any dish that needs livening up.
Find some of the freshest vibes. Magical.